What local school mascot infestation would cause the biggest stir? Share your thoughts!
Summary
- Dragons at UAB are the most intriguing.
- Leprechauns causing chaos in South Bend would be notable.
- Elephants in Tuscaloosa are newsworthy.
Dragons at UAB
“UAB has mothafuckin’ dragons. Do you know what I would find most interesting? Nope, dragons.”
Leprechauns in South Bend
“If Leprechauns showed up in South Bend kicking everyone’s ass, that would be newsworthy.”
Elephants in Tuscaloosa
“If wild elephants stampeded through Tuscaloosa, that would be newsworthy.”